Uh oh!!!

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!!! I’M STILL IN SCHOOL!

My father is making me go through this year and has grounded me and I won’t be able to talk on here (my grades for my last report card were a little off of what he wanted it to be). I’m sorry to disappoint you.

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Sonic Forces

Sonic hasn’t had the best reputation… The very best reputation… Okay, he probably has the WORST reputation among the famous video games. And I can see why. There are a lot of glitches in his games. But come on now, what speedy games do you know aren’t glitchy? Seriously, say any in the comments. If there are any, I will play it myself. Anywho, the most recent sonic game (from the time of this post) is Sonic Forces, which I’m obviously going a review on. In this game, you can play as Modern Sonic, Classic Sonic, and the avatar, who I’m calling for the sake of this review “Original The Character”. The first type of gameplay I’m gonna discuss is the 2D GAMEPLAY!!!!!!!! Okay, this is one of the only troubles I have with this game is HOW MUCH 2D GAMEPLAY THERE IS!!!!!!!! WITH CLASSIC IN THE GAME, THERE’S NO NEED For Modern and Original to have it, but they do!!!!!!!! But maybe I’m just overreacting. The 2d levels ARE fun, and with Modern in them, you can boost, and Original you can use the Wispons (and it’s easier to use there too). But it gets EXTREMELY annoying to have to play through the 2d levels OVER AND OVER AND OVER. And its not just this game too. The 2d levels happened in Colors, Generations, heck the only Modern game that had no 2d levels were ’06(not including the Dreamcast games). AND THAT’S WHY SEGA’S SCARED TO HAVE FULL 3D GAMEPLAY!!!!!!!! The bad reviews!!!! If we stop criticizing the games that have full 3d gameplay, maybe we’ll have full 3d games!!!! But anywho, on to the next gameplay type in Sonic Forces.

The next type is the Boost gameplay. This is the gameplay with Modern and Modern x Original levels… And I guess the Modern x Original x Classic boss fight. First off, it IS a little glitchy. Even I encountered a few in my first time playing, which I usually only encounter one in a full gameplay. But these where minor glitches, so we can ignore these. The gameplay itself is really fun, as you can go as fast as you want–… You can USUALLY go as fast as you want. On Metropolis, how ever, you need to watch out. It’s really dangerous to go fast. But it feels good being able to boost and go really fast and boost through the enemies–… Okay this one has a glitch that’s REALLY annoying. One of the enemies for some reason you can’t run through, and it is just like”I’m almost done with the level, I can probably make the fastest ti– WHAT THE HECK!!!!????”.  But going fast and blowing through the enemies is still really fun. Now, let’s talk about the last–… Okay, Super Sonic there’s nothing really to talk about, you’re just invincible, and if you Modern you can boost forever. Shadow it just gives you a story really, the only thing Shad can do Sonic can’t is light speed homing attack. NOW onto the last gameplay.

The Wispon gameplay is really fun, as you can collect tons of clothes and Wispon, play with the Wispons, create a head canon for your character, and play with Sonic in some levels. The Wispons are actually really fun to play with (my favorite is phantom Wispon), and you can experiment with it too. For instance, with the lightning Wispon, you can just keep using its main attack while you’re about to get attacked (and when you’re getting attacked) and see what it does (I promise it’ll do something).  And making an actual name and head canon, it’s actually really fun when you mix it with the clothes. But, sadly, other than that, there’s really nothing you can do.

Now onto the music. I really love the music, especially Fist Bump. Man that song is good. My favorite song other than that (that has words) is Imperial Tower. “The sun is falling from the sky above, and light is fading from our world…” “And LIGHT is FADING from our world”… I got nothing. My favorite song that doesn’t have words is strangely Faded Hills. Alot of people say that it is really bad. But let me explain. I can listen to a song (preferably I’ve with no words) and not get tired of it for a long time. Because of games like Undertale. And listen to the songs and compare them. You’ll find that alot of them sound the same.

And lastly, the story. Oh, the story, it’s so good!!!!!!!! *after 30 minutes of getting beat up* IT’S MEDIOCRE, AND I DEFINITELY DON’T HAVE A KNIFE UP AGAINST MY THROUGHT!!!!!!!! I mean, 1 second, if you count the Shadow dlc, everything’s fine, then suddenly (3 months later), Infinite’s going like “RAGH I’M GONNA KILL SHADOW AND SONIC, I AM NOT WEAK!!!!!!!!”, and then its like another 3 months and the “resistance” is basically almost dead, and then Original comes in and everything’s fine, and then randomly Classic appears out of nowhere, and then Sonic basically breaks out in his own, and then blah blah blah, Big and Wave, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, Giant crab robot, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, Metal Sonic, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, and then that’s the story basically!!!!!!!! (Can you please put the knife down now???? No???? Dang.) So, in all, I’d rate this game 8 out of– I-I MEAN 4 OUT OF 10!!!!!!!! 

Super Mario Odyssey

Hey guys! Been a while since I posted on here(sorry about that). This is gonna be really long. Just warning you now.

Before we start, I just wanna say

 

 

 

So, in Super Mario Odyssey, the story starts right away. You first start out watching B&M duking it out on Bowser’s Airship, with Bowser in his wedding outfit, and Peach in his arms. Then Big B throws his hat, which Mario dodges the first time. But then the hat comes back, hitting Mario off the Airship. And his hat goes flying, and it gets shredded in the propeller! Then Big B says that he’s going to get married to Peach. Then he asks Mario is he’s jeli(he literally says jeli). Then a hat ghost catches a piece of Mario’s hat (the part with the M on it, funny enough)

When Mario lands, he gets ko’d. Then the same ghost sees Mario, and tries to wake him up. This is where we first are able to control Mario. At first, it (of course) only lets us move the cam. Then, when it detects that we’ve moved it around a bit, it’ll let us jump up(in the opposite way of where the ghost is facing). This startles the ghost, and when we turn around, he runs(flies?) away. There’s nothing to do other than chase him(and talk to some ghosts (of the same type, but hats that are darker), though their dialogue isn’t that interesting). When you find him (which isn’t hard), he comes out, and says that you startled him, and he startles easily (which means he gets scared easily (even though he’s a ghost)). He then says that his name is Cappy. Then he says that the same “monster”that you fought took his sister (which was the tiara that Peach was wearing, and in the cut scene, you can actually see that if you pay attention). He says that you two should team up. Mario says yes. Then Cappy goes up and plops himself down on Mario’s head, and theeeeeen… Mario doesn’t like it. When Cappy addresses this, he then floats back up, and synchronizes himself with the piece of Mario’s shredded hat that he caught. Then he plops himself down again. Then, Mario thinks of something. Then he grabs Cappy, and throws him, and then Cappy comes back, and Mario catches Cappy.

Then, you have control of Mario once again. Is you progress, a ghost will say that the “monster’s” minions are still on top of the Top-Hat Tower.

Once you go into the tower, of you try to platform up the tower, you’ll find that you can’t. Cappy then says that he has an idea, and says to throw him on a frog. You’ll need to hit it twice, as all frogs (and some enemies) have hats already on them. Once the hat goes on the frog, Mario gets sucked into the frog. He then goes thought this sort of transformation. Then, when it’s done, he looks at his hands to find that-what’s this?-HERE’S TURNED INTO A FROG! Not to worry tho, here didn’t really turn into one. He just possessed one.

Now Mario can progress, and at the top, there is a chest. This isn’t part of the story line though. If you open it, you’ll get a giant heart, that will heal all your HP, and give you 3 more! Now, when you go out the door, you’ll find you’re nearly at the top. If you go up the stairs, and on to the white platform, you’ll find the “minions”. They’ll talk, but all that’s really important is that they work for Bowser, and they are Rabbits called the Broodals. Then one of them (his name apparently being Topper) jumps down, and engages a boss battle. It’s pretty easy. That’s really all there is to say on the matter. Once you’ve beat him, you possess a wire, which turns you into electricity. If you go towards the direction where the wire points to, then you’ll zoom off. And then the SMO logo appears. And that’s all I’m telling you, because I don’t wanna spoil more.

Well, there you have it. The first part of SMO. There is more, but if go REALLY into depth of I said anymore. In the end, I rate SMO (the whole game) 9/10, because this game is REALLY good, but it’s not the best. For instance, it’s got a lot of Power Moons, which could lead to the players just skipping the bosses, and just powering up the Odyssey with the extra Power Moons. This would not bring peace to the kingdoms, and then they would skip all the fun they could’ve had. Also, there are, of course glitches. They are rare though, that’s why it’s still a 9/10.

Friday the 13th!

 

So I’ve been hearing about movie/game/another game called Friday the 13th, and everyone’s talking about it because there’s going to be a Friday the 13th this year, which is actually when this post is gonna come up, as I’m doing it before, but I can do that.

So, what exactly IS Friday the 13th? Well as I mentioned, there are 2 games and 1 movie about it, and for the sake of me not wanting to watch the movie and not having the games, I went to (please don’t kill me for this) Wikapedia for this,  because I didn’t want to steal knowledge from other reviews for it, and for the greater sake of it, I looked at the newer version of the game, because if I didn’t I’d be reviewing “the worst game of all time”, even though people say the same thing about (Really don’t kill me for this) Sonic ’06.

In Fr13th, you are at camp crystal lake, and you are either Jason, or you are one of the counselors. If you’re the counselor, you must try to survive Jason, escape camp crystal lake, or try to get an epic victory by KILLING Jason, which is especially hard, because Jason can sense nearby counselors and teleport anywhere on the map he wants! It is possible though, if you use teamwork and strategy to your advantage.

If you are Jason, your goal is to kill as many counselors as you can, or kill them all. Like I said before, Jason can sense nearby counselors, and teleport anywhere he wants. So killing can be kind of easy, but you do this alone, so that’s the only disadvantage. But overall, the game is basically a murder mystery, without the mystery. This also adds to the advantages of the counselors, because then its easier to identify who’s Jason.

Overall, this game sounds really fun, and is I could get it, I would. So based off the gameplay, I would rate this a 9/10, because it probably isn’t the most awesome game in the world, but pretty awesome.

So what do you think? Leave a comment below, and have a great Friday the 13th!

Happy October!

02B7A23A-81CF-403B-8319-62C3A3FB2759It’s October, and there are alot of things that come out in October. Some of my favorite things come in October, for instance, October memes (yes I just typed that), some of the games, the costumes and the creativity that goes into them (if anyone goes as an Undertale character, I’ll praise you!), but the thing that I like most is that after Halloween, my birthday appears!

But that doesn’t matter (unless I get a game/preorder of a game that I want), what does matter is that we all know what most people are going to go as. That’s right. Pennywise the clown. I can be one to follow trends, but this is not one of them! There is going to be alot of Pennywise’s, and as sonic would say, “that’s no good”. It’s going to be annoying, and there is a chance that you can get confused and lose your kid/kids (if you have any). And its generally just going to be annoying. So to anyone reading this, please, don’t go as Pennywise, and go as something else. And hey, leave a comment below on what you are going as (or went as if you’re reading and and Halloween already happened)! I’ll give a shoutout to people who do (if you want me to)!

Undertale: been 2 years and I still love it

IMG_0947It’s been two years (not exactly) since I first looked at an Undertale playthrough, and loved it. It’s a great game, but you may be wondering why I’m talking about it when it’s been two years(and no, it’s not because it came out in PS4, though I like that it did). It’s because Toby Fox has been tweeting about some things. Like he will never do 3d gaming, what Undertale does for people and why he’s glad about it. Those things sound suspicious to me(and a YouTuber called Underlab, which is a great channel, btw). So I think to myself, “why would be be talking about these things, unless he’s planning something”? It turns out, he might actually be planning something! Toby is mysterious, but he does give us hints, so that we’re not completely in the dark.

Take (I hate that I’m saying this, and it gets annoying sometimes, but here we go!) Gaster for instance. He could have just deleted it all, but he didn’t. He left Gaster–or at least, mystery-man– in the games code. And he didn’t leave us completely in the dark about him, as he left his followers, and gonerkid, in there as well.

So could be be working on a project? More importantly, for some of you reading and me, could be be working on an Undertale 2? What do you think? Leave a comment below on whether or not you think that this is possible. Thanks for reading!